Robert Adcox

Spray It Don’t Say It

This morning, as I was slathering on deodorant, I noticed something unusual about the can. Right under the cap are the words, "Keep can upright while spraying". I thought...

Check This

Whenever I leave my home, I feel uneasy unless I check the front doorknob...

I Don’t Subscribe To This

Anyone who has opened a magazine within the past twenty or so years has...

Good Vibrations At Age Fifty-One

I have to laugh at myself. The other day I was nostalgic for TV commercials...

Please Leave A Message

I love my answering machine. I must, since I often change the greeting much...

Lewis, Clark and Rob

The restaurant I sought won't be disclosed here, but let me tell you the hamburgers are the absolute best. In fact, I'd had...

Putting My Best Foot Forward

I was laying in bed the other morning, trying to figure the best way to deal with the awful things awaiting me. They...

Windows of Opportunity

by Robert Adcox There are any number of opportunities for meals in the Roanoke valley. From supermarkets to fine dining overlooking magnificent views, one...

Give Me A Ring

by Robert Adcox Nothing will drive a person crazy quite like a chronic ringing in the ears. Anyone who has suffered from Tinnitus can tell...

Them’s Fightin’ Words

by Robert Adcox Yesterday evening I was on YouTube chasing down rumors of an engine explosion (How many opportunities do you get to see...

Drama At The Dealership

I usually get lunch while heading to work. That is, I park in order to eat my drive-thru food so I don't have to...