Dennis Garvin
DENNIS GARVIN: Some Things Just Shouldn’t Be Allowed
I have been seeing the Rev. Henry for some years now. Twice a year the reverend appears, stooped with age, shuffling into my office with the bemused expression of...
DENNIS GARVIN: Dogs, Cats . . . And God
Let's consider dogs and cats. They are the two commonest animal groups that are domesticated...
DENNIS GARVIN: Empress Pelosi Explained
I must confess to some confusion about the behavior of Nancy Pelosi in her role...
DENNIS GARVIN: The Hospital Volunteer
He is an old guy, below average height and above average weight. The parking lot...
DENNIS GARVIN: Abortion and “Hypocrirony”
I have a neologism, a ‘new word.’ HYPOCRIRONY combines hypocrisy and irony. Here is the...
DENNIS GARVIN: The Scourge of Betterism
What white people have to do, is try and find out in their own hearts why it was necessary to have a n_ _...
DENNIS GARVN: The Haves and The Have Not’s – Haiti and The Clintons
Nancy and I have been to the Island of Hispaniola on three occasions; twice to the Dominican Republic, and once to Haiti.
In Haiti, we...
DENNIS GARVIN: Amy The Human Firelfy
As a child, I was captivated by fireflies: the way they danced and spun, disappearing from view only to reappear just slightly away from...
The Burghers of Calais
Auguste Rodin, French sculptor (1840-1917), is best known to Americans as the creator of ‘The Thinker’ (Le Penseur), a man seated with his chin...
The Lord’s Prayer – Bureaucracy Style
Despite all the talk about separation of church and state, the working definition of this doctrine is: rooting out all spirituality in government or...
A Modest March Proposal
It is time for ‘March Madness.’ For those of you uninterested in college basketball, this is the time when the NCAA selects a large...