Nothing better than the Wild Bill Sports Roundup Halloween edition.
There’s been plenty of speculation around corporate headquarters on what costumes everyone will break out this year.
In keeping with a newspaper theme and the old Superman TV show, I’m leaning toward Daily Planet writer Jimmy Olsen, or even Lois Lane if I can find a cute dress at Goodwill that fits. Admittedly, I’ve already gotten into the Halloween candy, so it may look like Lois is going to have a baby.
Initially, I thought it would be great if The Chief would dress as the grouchy Daily Planet editor Perry White. But, further contemplation says he should don a cape and tights with a big C on the chest, going as SuperChief. We’d make a great pair going house-to-house in that garb. (Publisher’s not: Bad visual.)
Well, keep your eyes peeled when your doorbell rings. Before it’s over with, The Chief and I may both look like strange visitors from another planet.
Now, to this week’s trick or treat bag where half the teams find goodies and the other half find a little disappointment.
SALEM at HIDDEN VALLEY: The clear cut marquee game of week-10. The undefeated Spartans invade Bogle Stadium to face the 7-1 Titans. There’s been plenty of upsets that have played out at Bogle. Is this the next one ?Salem- 31 Hidden Valley- 24
HARGRAVE MILITARY at NORTH CROSS (SAT): Another must-win game for the Raiders if they are to make the playoffs. Hargrave is 0-9 and has given up 405 points. That’s a nifty 45 per contest. The Raiders top that mean, so first round playoffs, here they come. North Cross- 56 Hargrave Military- 13
GLENVAR at RADFORD: The 8-0 Highlanders look to stay perfect against the 4-4 Bobcats. It’s never easy to win at Radford, so Glenvar may be pushed. Glenvar- 28 Radford- 26
CAVE SPRING at BLACKSBURG: The Knights are in position for a first-round playoff home game, while Blacksburg is clinging to a playoff spot of any kind. Beware the Dave Crist countdown. Cave Spring- 27 Blacksburg- 21
WILLIAM BYRD at ALLEGHANY: The Terriers are on the outside looking in for a playoff berth. Byrd has shown promise after a dismal first half. William Byrd- 29 Alleghany- 28
STAUNTON RIVER at LORD BOTETOURT: Staunton River won its first game last week and looks to continue in Daleville where the 5-3 Cavs await. A Golden Eagle streak looks unlikely. Lord Botetourt- 42 Stsunton River- 13
WILLIAM FLEMING at ROCKBRIDGE COUNTY: The Colonels are in the playoffs and assured of a winning season. Rockbridge is 0-8. Enough info, Fleming rolls. William Fleming- 40 Rockbridge County-7
PATRICK HENRY at CARROLL COUNTY: The leaves will be red, yellow and orange on the Patriots ride to Hillsville. By game’s end there will be purple and gold in abundance. Patrick Henry- 45 Carroll County- 18
Off to the mailbag where the debut of my column’s new picture last week got plenty of commentary from the readers.
Dear Wild Bill: In regard to your picture, I’m not sure which was the greatest distraction: that hat, the pants or the Ouija Board. What’s your opinion ? (Maureen/ Salem)
The ringneck pheasant, Maureen. It pooped on my head in the middle of “Take-4.”
Dear Bear Lover: Was there an animal trainer around to keep tabs on that bear ? It looks somewhat menacing standing beside you. ( Gordon/ Dugspur )
Yep, supposedly a distant relative of Emil Pallenberg, the long-time bear trainer for Barnum & Bailey. Like the circus, this column is one of the greatest shows on earth.
Dear Mr. Bill: Great picture with plenty of intrigue. Did you take it yourself ? ( Maury/ Roanoke )
Maury, I’m in the picture. It doesn’t work that way.
Until next week, be prepared to give out candy bars to your trick-or-treaters. The Chief and I won’t remain mild-mannered with cheap stuff thrown in our bags. And, send your comments to [email protected].
– Bill Turner
